The Douche Test

There are many douches, and there are many regular people. Some people could even fall into both category's. But there are few EPIC DOUCHES, are you one? Take it and find out.

This test will tell you the amount of douche in your blood. If you're afraid of what your score will be...you're probably a douche. Take it and find out.

Created by: Jacob
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. "Have you ever popped your collar, and not been kidding about it?"
  2. Do you own a pink Polo?
  3. Have you ever bragged too much about a s---ty party?
  4. Are you on your school's baseball team because you suck weiner?
  5. Are you, or have you ever, been a cock block?
  6. Do you wear AE or Abersuckme more than once a week?
  7. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror longer than 5 minutes? Shaving doesn't count.
  8. Do you brag to much about the poonani that you always get? When in actuality you�ve haven�t gotten laid in a year.
  9. Have you ever had your picture on this site? http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
  10. Do you use cologne/axe/ass cream...at school.
  11. Do you bag on gay people?
  12. Have you ever been called a douche?

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