The Cliche Hogwarts Love Quiz

Have you ever taken a Hogwarts love quiz on this website? Do you have a guilty pleasure in them? I know I do. Some are really good, while others are utter crap.

Which is why I decided to make this. It has all the clichés you love, but you don't feel like a perv for taking it. *Please note that this is a parody and does not mean to offend anybody*

Created by: fandomobsessed
  1. So here we are, on the first page of this *cough* masterpiece. I will attempt to woo your mind with hot steamy romantic scenes and you will tell me your reaction. Got it? Okay great.
  2. Congrats, dude. You've received a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and will be attending on September 1st.
  3. I'm like totally a time traveler so I just flashed forward to you getting on the Hogwarts Express! You bump into a really pale blonde boy. He spits on you and walks away.
  4. You are then helped up to your feet by a totally good looking, hot, err... eleven year old. "My name's Harry, what's yours?"
  5. Flash forward in time again! Thanks Doctor, I didn't want to wait for the train ride to finish. You are steps away from being Sorted.
  6. Well, whatever you wanted to happen, you were sorted into... *drumroll please* HUFFLEPUFF! You FIND your way to the black and yellow table and begin feasting. As you eat you can feel the blonde boy's eyes staring at you from across the room.
  7. The feast is done, and you FIND your way to the Hufflepuff common room. You can still hear Professor Dumbledore's ominous words echoing through your fried brain. "dont like go to that room thing unless you wanna liek die."
  8. Oh, and BTDubbs Harry got on the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
  9. So, it's been a few weeks (Thank you, time travel!) and you feel like you're getting used to everything. Harry informs you about his upcoming Quidditch match and practically begs you to attend.
  10. Harry convinces you to go whether you like it or not, (because he honestly, he cares about you oh so much) and on the day of the match you are confronted by the mysterious but creepy blonde boy from the train.
  11. "Hey, you." He says, putting on green eyeliner. "Why are you wearing eyeliner?" You ask, stifling your laughter. "Cause I'm an emo," he replies as if it were obvious.
  12. "Anyway," he says. "I just wanted to know what team you were rooting for."
  13. You walk away without giving him a chance to reply. You FIND your way to the stadium and take a seat next to an orange boy with dots all over his face.
  14. "Hey," you tap him on the shoulder. He turns to look at you and his eyes widen in shock at your beauty. "W-whah?" he stutters. "Can I play connect-the-dots on your face?" You ask, taking out a permanent marker. "Sure!" he says brightly. You draw on his face while you wait for the game to start.
  15. AND HARRY ALMOST DIESSSS!11111!1
  16. See ya in part two!

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