The Awesome Quiz
Once upon I was a duck because you lived in a tree but I was secretly a piece of a potato because you lied to me and betrayed my entire family. But then there was a moose who gave me an epiphany.
That epiphany was, once I ate a cracker! But you have nothing to do because no moose will ever, ever say anything to you unless you take a quiz that doesn't make sense.
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?