Sing With Me or I'll Keel You
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic and it's fantastic! You can shave my pube, and you can suck my bewb. JK JK JK. If you're ACTUALLY reading this, then oh my.
HEY YOU DON'T READ THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE OKAY.? I'm just a kiid... with dreams!! Dreams of becoming a Mexican p--- star. Wtf did I just say that out loud? Oh wait lol, no one ever reads these paragraphs xD
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?