Remember the future annoucement
ANNOUNCEMENT no I'm not going to write in all caps for the rest of this sentence. So all the information is in the announcement. You might want to read that... it's just down there. Go read it... are you still reading this? Uh I've got nothing else to say up here go read down there... right down there. It's not that hard just scroll down... why are you still reading this it's pointless. Am I entertaining or something? Are you amused by my suggestions to read what's in the announcement? Huh... you're still reading this aren't you. Wow what's it going to take to get you to stop? Your madness know no end!!! Hey you know what I just realized, you're torturing me! I can't believe you! I just tell you to go read an announcement but instead you just keep reading this! Stop reading already!
YOU'RE STILL FREAKING READING THIS??? Why? What sort of sick twisted person would continue reading this first part? It's not even important! People don't even bother with it but you're still here reading this! I bet you don't even care about the stupid announcement! You just want to watch me crack like a walnut! I bet you step on ants just for fun! I bet you throw rocks at old people! I bet you spit on- okay that's a little too far, sorry about that but seriously stop reading this... you're still reading this huh? You're just going to ignore me? Are you even paying attention to me? Why am I asking you? You won't even reply you'll just keep reading. You'll just keep reading, and reading, And Reading, aNd ReAdInG, AnD rEaDiNg, AND READING!!! Just read the announement! Please?