Quotes and Random Things

Should I make more? I just ran outta ideas of what to put on GoToQuiz! So just enjoy and read and erm I have used random quotes that I thought was funny or I was watching :P

Question...How are you? Im swell,swell so um yes Im like really hungry like i could eat a horse that ate grass but then grass would be in me too so i wouldnt eat horse

Created by: xSmile4MeLolx

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  1. Hi :D How you doing ^_^?
  2. So My Name is xSmile4MeLolx or just Smiley >_> but erm my name is Meggan but Meg or Maggie for short and I like ponies :) Do you like ponies?
  3. Alright Quote Time :D Hope I put a smile on your adorable face :3
  4. I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face....
  5. My momma told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfcking business (bleep)!!Little stupid (bleep) dumb teacher (bleep) >_> 2+2 not knowing what the (bleep) it is (bleep)!Cross eyed crying down your back fat foot ass (bleep)! long titty no nipple having ass (bleep)...{From Kevin Hart o_o}
  6. Quick Tip:Don't joke about zombies...That shiz there - that's real...
  7. So I'm at the office--and I tell this guy... to pass me the stapler :) but when you pass it :3 make sure theres staples in it..because if it isn't :( I can't staple anything -.-
  8. Quick Lesson:Relationships are like farting--If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast o.o
  9. It always take me forever to kill something o_o because Im scared that if I get to close it will jump and head-butt the crap outta me...
  10. Loki be like NOT TODAY PEASANTS!!! or Im Killing you in my mind when I saw the movie Thor o.o
  11. TheAmazingPhil: Im sure if you actually cut open my arm, I would just leak out waffle batter...
  12. Phil: Would you rather propose to your year nine English teacher or bum a squirrel? Dan: *laughs* I would MUCH RATHER bum a squirrel :3 Phil: Really? o_o Dan: Yeah :D Phil: Wouldn't that like... kill the squirrel? Dan: That's not my problem :)
  13. Dan: *fixes hair* I look like Eric Northman. Phil: You look like Edward Cullen. Dan: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR. Phil: You're glittering... Dan: I'LL MAKE YOUR MUM GLITTER IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP... IN HER FOREHEAD BIRTHING AREA
  14. Dan: Why are there no more dinosaurs :(? Phil: Because they got sad and exploded...:D
  15. Ok thats all I got o.o BYE :D

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