Qaddafi, Charlie Sheen, or Michael Steele

Michael Steele was the first African-American chair of the Republican National Committee (RNC) from 2009-2011. Love him or hate him, he's always entertaining.

Take this quiz to find out how much you know Michael Steele -- and if you can tell the difference between his words and those of Qaddafi and Charlie Sheen.

Created by: cupolitics
  1. Crazy nonsense empathetic. I'll give you empathy. Empathize right on your behind. Craziness.
  2. I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time "” and this includes naps "” I'm an F-18, bro.
  3. If you don't want me in the job, fire me. But until then, shut up. Get with the program or get out of the way.
  4. Were it not for electricity, we'd have to watch television in the dark.
  5. I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
  6. I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
  7. I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total b----in' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.
  8. Obeying your parents is more important than doing what they say.
  9. It's different. I've given the power to you; you should take responsibility for your country. . . . Since then I only have moral authority.
  10. I am like the Queen of England.
  11. The earth is bipolar.
  12. Well, I'm the cow on the tracks.
  13. Every great movement begins with one man.
  14. All the terrorists in the house put your hands up.
  15. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
  16. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
  17. Our platform is one of the best political documents that's been written in the last 25 years. Honest Injun on that.
  18. Women, like men, are human beings.
  19. There's one side to me and it's gnarly.
  20. Slum love out to my buddy.

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