Solid Snake's Profile

"I don't even know you!"

"Hm... Why don't you and Mario leave?"

"Something about that hedgehog rubs me the wrong way..."

"I don't even know who you are. You know what, at this point, I don't care. If Sonic walks in here next, I'm leaving."

"If you let her cook, I'm jumping into the Alaskan waters."

"No, not you. Your food tastes like s---."

"We're done here."

"I told you to stop inviting random people to dinner. Last time it was Hatsune Miku and now Mario!"

"Here we go with the moodswings again. Take your PMS meds."

"What, is here your date? I knew it!"

"Alright, who invited mustache man to dinner?"

"What the hell?"

"(Humming)"

"Otacon's gay."

"Where have you been? You missed Otacon fan-girling about a new anime."