Solid Snake's Profile

"Nanomachines, son"

"The children can go f--- themselves."

"Kill your whole family, while you're at it. they're all evil clones of your dad."

"Nothing matters anymore. You'll die of old age just like me."

"Be gay and do crime."

"Kill your dad. Then die of old age."

""

"I was first."

"I don't even know you!"

"Hm... Why don't you and Mario leave?"

"Something about that hedgehog rubs me the wrong way..."

"I don't even know who you are. You know what, at this point, I don't care. If Sonic walks in here next, I'm leaving."

"If you let her cook, I'm jumping into the Alaskan waters."

"No, not you. Your food tastes like s---."

"We're done here."