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"Dad!"

"Keep up with the times dude, you are so last century"

"Not you, the imposter me."

"I hate unoriginal people. You both suck and blow."

"You're right, let us respect each other's privacy."

"Why are you here?"

"Otto man!"

"Fine leave. Traitor."

"Be quiet Milhouse!"

"Well anyway... Y'know Ralph seems lonely, if he tries to hang around you, you should probably let him"

"Kind of."

"Y'know Lis, I've been a little mean to you lately and well... Y'know"

""

"Because you're aggravating"

"That's fine. now give it to me before someone sees."