Oh great Goddess of Pasta...
*clears throat* ATTENTION! ATTENTION! I have summoned thee together this day to gather all the loyal subjects of the Mighty Goddess of Pasta. Declare your allegiance!
Upon receiving your results at the end of this Royal Decree, you shall enter the thread "Goddess of Pasta" for further instructions from your Goddess.
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?