Monty Python-Happy!

Some people are born great. Some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Everyone else has Monty Python's Flying Circus. And we are AWESOME IN OURSELVES.

Are you a Python expert? Do you know what a Gumby is? Do you applaud whenever you see Michael Palin? If so, prove you are worthy. Take the quiz and prove spam yourself spam a spam TRUE SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM oh shut up.

Created by: DmitraBlue
  1. Lemon...
  2. Nobody expects...
  3. Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise, our TWO chief weapons and fear, surprise and...
  4. I think it's runnier than you'll like it, sir.
  5. It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot IS NO MORE! It has CEASED to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a LATE PARROT! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace – if you hadn't nailed it to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!
  6. I want to buy a mattress!
  7. What does a lumberjack do on Wednesdays?
  8. Who plays the policeman? (e.g. "This sketch has gotten far too silly!"
  9. I have with me in the studio today, one of the country's leading dermatologists, Mr. Raymond Luxury Yacht.
  10. Oh, I'm sorry...Mr. Raymond Luxury Yatch-t.
  11. It's SPELLED Raymond Luxury Yatch-t, but it's PRONOUNCED...
  12. ...You are a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
  13. Not at all. See? It's not even a real nose! It's polystyrene.
  14. You can collect it at reception, now go away.
  15. Well you can't.

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