Just how dirty is your mind? | Comments

Your mind is 89% dirty!

Holy crap!!! Your mind is totally in the gutter!!! Your mind might even be dirtier than mine, and that's saying something! For the hell of it, leave me your best joke in the comments box and i'll tell you what i think.

a girl is n*ked in the passenger seat when her bf crashes. she covers her pu ssy with a sneaker and runs to the nearest gas station and says "my boyfriend is stuck, help!" and the gas station guy says, "i think he's a little to far to help" and smiles

Your mind is 4% dirty!

Wow, your mind is cleaner than a never been touched bar of soap! Do you ever have dirty thoughts???? You would probably think i'm gross, and i'd probably think you're gross (with how clean your mind is) but hey, we need SOME innocent people in this world!

yeah, i'm the only person in my friend group that doesn't have these, um what do you call it, dirty thoughts?

Your mind is 0% dirty! 0%

Wow, your mind is cleaner than a never been touched bar of soap! Do you ever have dirty thoughts???? You would probably think i'm gross, and i'd probably think you're gross (with how clean your mind is) but hey, we need SOME innocent people in this world!

I dint have a joke but this happened in real life I sat down at my lunch table and only heard this part of the convo, " it was hard and hurt when it hit me..." I looked at them and said that's what she said and the Gave me the evil eye. It turned out someone got hit by a rock.... Oops....

Forty three percent dirty mind,eh I do make occasional jokes that are somewhat dirty but not as much as I used to I like sarcastic or animal jokes more. Cool quiz anyways mate.

Ok for those of you who do not know what that's what she said is its when something sounds like a chick would say it and it is really dirty you yell that's what she said.Ex:someone screams:ow what did you it me with that was hard! You say:that's what she said.

you know someone i always talk about always say i love you to me? well her and another her hope she doesnt see this. im confident that renee wont see this omg 2 identities unfolded!!!!! well you know al*** so ya renee was so just too much so it annoyed me and there is this classified information that no one should know about but said to alecx.

there goes the other identity.

okay, this is not the best joke cuz my little nephew told me it!!! There are 3 Chinese men the all hove to poo, so they all have their three toilets...the first Chinese man has a slippery toilet seat so he sits slips and says " AH! BROKE ME TOE BONE!" the second one sits on the thorny seat and says, "OI OI OI! THORNS IN ME BOOTY!" the third guy sit on his SINGING toilet seat and it sings,"DO U SEE WHAT I SEE?" hehehe kinda funny if Ur 9

I got 85% Stupid idea number 389,921,567 Try to stick a stick a stick up a hobo's butt and have your dog go fecth it.If it is to deep inside and your dog cannot get it out and try again!!! I have done dirtier jokes than that.

Your Mind is 89% Dirty!

A girl and her bf were making out on Prom night. Her bf wastaking off his boxers when she said, "WAIT THE PRINCIPLE WILL SEE." "Your right. How silly of me. He gets on top of her and keeps kissing her. "I said the principle will see!" "Yah, your right, shell see "me"." Lol if u dnt get it tell me

I love your paranormal love stories continue please i'm dying to know what happens next

Only 43%? Wow, I was expecting something higher. :D

really fantastic. I like this very much.

What is the difference between being hungry and being horny?

A.s: where you put the cucumber

Ok I'm interested Firey_Soulwhat the firetruck did you get?

Dude I only got96%even my dreams are dirty!and btw I do suck one of the many perks of being a chick;P

I heart this quiz its awesome!!!!

what does "thats what she said" mean? i think i am pretty young and innocent but I STILL WANNA KNOW!! >:( some1 tell me!

please pretty please with a cherry on top! :')

50 percent. Not too dirty but I do love the jokes! Btw, this is kind of embaressing but what is "she says"? Great quiz! :)

I got 21% I have a clean mind! Yay!

U know how buzz lighter year says to infinity and beyond yea well his d--- is so big that it's as big as the speed of light. And their was this girl in my class that was like I can stick my bones out and another girl was like do it to our teacher and then so I was like I'm a survivor.

25% Dirty...Cool quiz.