How Well Do You Know Me?

"I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden." "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." --Steve Martin

"My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!" "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." "Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries." --Bill Cosby