How To Salmonella, Revised
This is a quiz for you. Learn about Salmonella nimrods. Put some knowledge into your starving little brains. Your brain is staring at you with hungry eyes. A hungry mouth. Its stomach rumbles. It must have knowledge to eat or it will eat you. As little satisfaction as that will offer it.
Hello. This quiz is not copied from I am Death, in fact I am Death and I are the same person. I have created this new quiz because I have been banned from writing about cannibalizing humans. Disappointing, I'm sure, but oh well. I am no longer allowed to write about eating humans.