How Szechuan Is Your Sauce? (Rick and Morty Quiz Basically!)

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Created by: mrwoman23

Rick comes home from fighting the Gloropians and their Micro Plasm Spears are stuck in his back. He groans in agonising pain, but he looks grumpy. He's mumbling that Morty died. As he reaches for his flask, you:
- Hey, buddy Rick! Watcha' doing? Put down the flask, and lets talk.
- Go join Alcoholics Anonymous Rick, I'm busy watchin' the TV and you're getting in the way
- *kiss him upon the brow*
The family is eating dinner when this really cool guy called Mr Man walks in and starts giving everybody high five. It's super awesome! Then Jerry tackles him to the floor suddenly, ravenous, screaming that he saw him earlier at the mall. Everyone mouths, "the f---". Morty asks you what he should do, what do you say?
- fuk rik
- Well Morty, I may not be the most intellectual of beings, but, in the scenario presented before our eyes, I believe it is of imperative essence that we remove this mans balls immediately, thus bringing the close to his hormone fuelled tyranny.
The portal gun is broken. What will fix it?
- A tiny meep morp screwdriver
- Putins spunk
- a meeble mabble mibble man
Uh-oh! Looks like Morty is stuck in a mating ritual! How do you react?
- Join in.
- Join in.
- Watch
- Yoga
A SCHEEMERS man comes to your doors. He tells you Rick is SCHEEMING something up. Jeruselem is in danger, what do you do?
- Slap Jerry and call him a beta male
- Crown Jerry as king of Jerryuselem
- Start ramming your huge nine incher into Jerry's tight nibba ass in front of him and his wife and kids
Rick asks you on a date - he's been super lonely recently.
- No
- Nyes
Rick asks you to peg him with your black 12". What do you say?
- hrm
- That kind of squbbles my dubblies, y'know? Relationships are a real complex thing, you can't just jump into them so soon. The Bible clearly states that marriage is essential for clean and God-approved sexy times.
Where are my balls, Summer? xD
- Up ur ass!
- Here. My sir
Hey! So, the quiz is coming to a close, and I just wanted to give you some details before ya go! So my name is Jimmin, I'm a 12 year old American boy and my discord is Mighty#2455. I'd really like if you guys added me! I get pretty lonely playing Overwatch all day, my main is winston though and i'm grandmaster ranking so please joinadd!!
- Yay! Friends!
- God hates f--
habba dabba
- yes
- no

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