How Spiritual Are you?

Are you spiritual but not religious? Are you religious but not spiritual? Are you convinced that God is either an outdated MAN-made creation, or a sure-fire wedge issue at the polls? Are you constantly calling on your higher power, or only calling on the name of God during yet another nameless sexual trist? Let's find out!

By answering the questions on the following quiz, you will begin to see whether you are on the way to becomming heavenly spiritual or hellishly sinful. It takes only a few moments of sincere confession to see the light!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Fill in the blank: People should not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their _________.
wallet
BMW
character
underwear
anti-war rally
intentions
Be the _______ you want to see in the world.
nice person
marxist
stalinist
stud
hairdo
change
Nobody can hurt me without my __________.
Political Action Committee
producer
pessimism
permission
pretty young things
Prius
Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for __________?
others
yourself
others like you
dinner
ratings
the Ronald Reagan Library
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our _________.
candlelight vigils
friends
vanquished enemies
stomachs
attornies
critics
I like your Christ, I do not like your _______________.
chest hair
Muhammed, Buddha, Krishna, Brahma, Zoroaster, Bono....
right to not like Christ
Christians
talking about Christ
exclusivism
Whenever you have ______ it must be given with _______.
truth/love
the right answer/enthusiasm
a Democrat convention/everyone on the same script
a Tomahawk missile/force
a lie that can make you rich/sincerity
an STD/secrecy
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the ________.
donation lines lighting up
point
donkey or the dwarf
representatives from the seven remaining ethnic groups and 3 remaining genders
exit polling
staircase
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in _____________.
lost causes
a Phish tune
a Finnish twelve-year-old
the service of others
the service of your country
Jesus ... for only four small payments of $19.95
God has no __________.
religion
reason for listening to us
language other than Elizabethan English
power here
qualms with us nuking you
business in the public square

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