How Much Of An Urban Midwesterner Are You

Many "How Midwestern Are You" tests often forget that some of us Midwestern folks live in Minneapolis/Saint Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland, Indianapolis, etc. We've never seen a cow, unless we went to a zoo. We've seen nothing but concrete growing up. Casey's pizza is trash, but Pizza Uno/Cottage Inn/Pizza Luce/ is the bomb. Snowmobiling is something people in the sticks do, but fatbiking's our local pastime.

This quiz will determine if you're an urban Midwesterner, a coastie, a suburbanite, or a rural Midwesterner. Feel free to share this with your buddies.

Created by: Lee Beado

It's -5F outside. But you really want to do some shopping downtown. What are you likely going to do?
- Stay at home. The walk from the parking ramp to the store will be brutal.
- I'm going to bundle up and wait for the bus. Then if I want to go shopping, I'll hit up the Skyway/Skywalk system.
- It can really get that cold!?
- Stay at home. I don't want to get jacked by some hoodlums!
Fishing is the greatest Midwestern pastime, other than watching pond hockey or drinking hot cider on an autumn day. Your idea of fishing is....
- Going out to the neighborhood lake and reeling in a few big ones.
- Finding the bar that has the best walleye and fries. The neighborhood lake has 7 legged frogs, LOL. I'm not going to eat stuff from that lake. Or, I'm vegan and I take pictures of the fish with a go pro. I don't fish around here, because the lake will melt my gopro.
- Eating fish is gross! Yuck!
- Taking a trip to Florida to catch some marlin. Lake fish tastes gross!!!
This is the ideal form of transportation for you Nothing else will beat this form of transportation, Nothing ever.
- A small, 4WD sedan with a sun roof. Can fit into parking spots, but isn't finnicky like a convertible. You stick a pair of snow tires on them, and you're good for all 12 months.
- A sweet convertible. It can't get too snowy here, can it?
- A giant SUV. Gotta handle the icy roads.
- I just have a fat bike and I rent a car if I want to go out of town.
You go here when you want to meet your buddies in the middle of the night.
- Perkins or Denny's
- At the local brewpub, coffee shop, or Asian diner
- Nothing's open after 11PM where I live
You're bringing beer to your party. BEER! You're likely bringing this to the party.
- 4 growlers full of the best lagers from the brewery down the street
- A 24 pack of Budweiser
- A bucket full of Bud Light bottles
- A 12 pack full of Yeungling's
High School Hockey and Football.....
- My school never had either sport. Size and popularity issues.
- Are something we have at my schools. But we'd rather watch the college and pro games.
- Are a religion in my town
- Were the best days of my life! We beat those city kids and country bumpkins up regularly!
The last time you saw a cow was...
- When you took the Amtrak from NYC to the Midwest
- Your neighbor's backyard
- When you were at the State Fair with your buddies from work
- When you drove 10 minutes north out of the town you live in.
Your local (As in, they play in the city proper or a first ring suburb, not a 2nd ring burb or 25 miles away) college basketball team is best described as this.
- They generally suck, but at least we have a good research university.
- The college is too far away from me, but I follow college sports religiously, especially my alma mater!
- I follow high school sports instead. We're too far away from the colleges.
- I don't pay attention to high school, college, or pro sports. Sports aren't a thing where I'm from.
Favorite fast food place
- Culver's
- I prefer the mom and pop gyro place on the corner to fast food. They have some good cheese curds too!
- I never heard of either of these places. Or cheese curds!
- Casey's pizza!
And finally, what's your favorite Asian food experience?
- General Tso's over at Leean Chin's?
- A hot bowl of pho on a cold day.
- Gourmet lobster dim sum
- Chinese food is too spicy! Especially that wasabi sushi stuff!!!

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