How Much of a Simp Are You?

How much of a simp are you? Find out in this quiz that honestly tells you your simp percentage. Please remember that this is all meant to be a joke and don't take this seriously.

If you're still not sure if this is a joke or not, let me drill it into your head for a second. This is supposed to be a joke, DO NOT take this seriously.

Created by: SpeedBump

Do you constantly donate lots of money to female streamers who don't even care about it?
- Yes
- No
Do you put women on a pedestal for no reason?
- Yes
- No
- It depends
Do you get perverted and look at a girl's chest/hips whenever she exposes them?
- Yes
- No
Are you a brainless beta who hates on men?
- Yes, I hate/dislike men
- No, I believe in equality
Do you think of switching your gender at all?
- What does this have to do with anything?
- Yes
- Maybe
- No
Do you feel the need to cry yourself to sleep when a girl insults you?
- Yes
- Sometimes
- No
- Absolutely NOT
Would you call yourself a pimp or a simp?
- Pimp
- Simp
Do you worship women like they're gods and treat men the exact opposite way?
- Yes
- No
- It depends
Do women view you as softer than a pillow?
- I don't think so
- Yes
- No
- I think so
Are you ready for your final answer?
- Yes
- No

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