How much of a Parasite are you?

You might have seen the award-winning film. It ain't no K Pop. And you think you know what it is. But do you see what Bong might see in you? Do you want to take in Parasite on a more personal level?

Answer these fourteen questions to find out how parasitic you are! Have a shot. Be disgusted with yourself! But please don't hide in the basement. Come out of your Platonic Cave.

Created by: Bongdieu Young

How financially stable are you?
- I'm waving, not drowning.
- I'm retiring next month.
What do you care most about at work?
- I'm not working.
- I like to meet people.
- I just want to enjoy some 'work-life balance'.
- I just want to do my job.
- I want my pay.
- I want the promotion.
Have you ever taken home office supplies for personal use?
- I'm not saying.
- No.
- Yes. But it's just once. Or twice.
- Yes, sometimes.
- As often as I can. Look, we're underpaid.
Have you ever inflated your work achievements, if you do work?
- No. I'm decent.
- No. My achievements are glorious enough.
- Yes. We all need to survive.
- Yes, because I need to feel good.
Do you ever feel like you want to punch your boss/worker/colleague?
- No!
- Yes, sometimes.
- Yes. All the time.
Have you ever stolen credit for work done by others?
- No. It's not honorable.
- Yes, on a few occasions.
- Yes, all the time. It's the survival of the fittest!
Have you ever tried really hard to look for free wifi?
- Never. I'm too uppity for that.
- Sometimes. Free wifi helps.
- All the time. It's there in the air to be used.
Do you obey instructions dogmatically?
- Yes.
- No. I seek clarifications.
- No. I challenge decisions.
- No. I never follow instructions.
What would you do with government handouts?
- I donate the handout to others who need it more all the time.
- I give bits of the handouts away.
- I hold on the handouts. Just in case.
- I love the handouts! I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT!!!
The rich should pay more tax.
- I agree.
- I agree, but I think they are paying enough right now.
- No. They ought to pay less.
The poor should not pay tax.
- Are you kidding? This is so unfair?
- I agree.
If my boss says that I'm "sia suay" (d i s g r a c e f u), or calls me a "selfish idiot"...
- I will slither away and cry and agree that I was wrong.
- I will give him/her a piece of my mind without a thought.
- I will think about it carefully, and then reply in a diplomatic way.
- I will beat him/her up. And then quit.
- I will rant on social media.
A minister once said, "You don't need much space to have sex." (And for that matter ambiance too doesn't matter, as can be inferred from the awesome scene in the movie!) Do you agree?
- Yes, the minister is right! The film shows it too!
- I don't know. I never had an issue with space, so I can't empathise. And I didn't catch that reference in the film.
- No. It's not just the present act of sex but the future outcome of sex that matters.
Because the habitus is an infinite capacity for generating products—thoughts, perceptions, expressions and actions—whose limits are set by the historically and socially situated conditions of its production, the conditioned and conditional freedom it provides is as remote from creation of unpredictable novelty as it is from simple mechanical reproduction of the original conditioning.
- What the...
- I agree. Whatever that means.
- There is no symbolic power without the symbols of power, and the symbols are everywhere; it is just to much to overcome.

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