How much of a Kanacke are you?

If you cant speak german or dont live here dont take the quiz! This wont make sense to you but if you wanna try then ok fine, but dont come crying to me when it makes no sense

Ok wenn du 70% oder mehr hast bist du kanacke. Wenn du 40% oder weniger hast bist du alman. Und dazwichen bist du ok Ich weiss nicht was ich noch sagen soll

Created by: Ivano

Do you live in Germany but aren't german?
- Yes
- Nah I'm German and live in Germany
How many German kids do you hang out with
- Not one
- 1-3
- 3-5
- 5+
What was your worst grade?
- B
- C
- D
- F
- Actually I've always had A's
How long are you in Germany?
- 6 months to 1 year
- 1 year to 3 years
- 5+ years
- I was born here!
- I was born here but am not German
Your favorite catchphrase?
- "Halt die fresse"
- "So lustig, ich muss morgen lachen"
- "Sag mal ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift!"
- "Ne das geht net"
- "Was labberst du?"
How many friends?
- 1-3
- 3-7
- 10-20
- A whole army of Kanacken
Are you from many diffrent countries?
- No just Germany
- Germany + another one
- Yes 1-3 Diffrent countries not including Germany
- 1-3 diffrent countries including germany
You like sports?
- Yes football
- Yes basketball
- Yes handball
- Other
- Not into sports
Do you follow certain football clubs?
- Yes in the bundesliga
- No not into sports
- Yes in another league
- ICH BIN HANDBALLER
Do you like this quiz
- Yes it was great!
- NO now halt die fresse

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