How much of a cheesy Christian are you? | Comments

Godisdead, Um, look around you. There is plenty of evidence for God. The scientists know it, but they're just trying to keep people from finding out because they might lose their job. People would kick them out because NO ONE wants to hear the truth. You atheists always ask for evidence. Want to see some evidence? Okay, you asked for it. At the rate that the moon is moving away from the earth, less than a billion years ago, the moon would have been touching the earth. This proves a young earth. Since the earth is young, this leaves no time for evolution to happen. A few years ago, one of the babies from my church drowned in the bathtub. After six hours, she came back to life. She is now five and she has no brain damage whatsoever! That was a pure miracle. By the way I'm only fourteen, and I'm a young Christian. God has proven

himself to me so many times. The Bible says seek and you will find.

Poor I'm afraid. Obviously put together by non-Christians (or liberals/catholics) . So many times the obvious answer was "none of the above, of course". Sad to mock Christians in this way then dupe them into taking part.

I just read what I wrote. Part about what I learned from my experience sounds a little like I'm trying to get attention. I don't want to argue about it. I do NOT try to get attention. I'm just giving reasons why I can't believe in God, ok?

Absolute gibberish, how can just entering my age and sex make me a 6% god hugger? you poor people who believe this garbage must have a bit missing where your intelligence should be!

Camelia, calm down. Maybe ONE miracle happened, maybe it made YOU believe, but I've got my own 'theory' about existence of God. You know, I planned suicide something like 3-4 times (I mean, it lasted for WEEKS), I tried twice, and you know what saved me like, 3 times? It was music made by bands that had to suffer very much. One of these bands started playing together because of 9/11 (so long and goodnight, MCR). Thier music saves lifes, but what with all that pain? And you know what? On RE they told me that "God sees what you'll become" after biology lesson about people who almost died after birth. Ok, these are saved, but how many people died before them? What with wars? Where is compassion? Why bullying exist? Why there are parents who seem to not care how thier children feel? The last one I know from my own life. I almost killed myself because of MY OWN FAMILY. You know what happened when they seen I cut myself? They were angry at me, like if I had no reasons. And I still worry about them. Now I'm better, but I still suffer. I stopped cutting, but I still have to self harm: I tried to end until like, 2 days ago? I told them about how I feel only because I had to (to make them stop killing me - psyhically). I didn't tell them that now instead of feeling of being depressed 25/24 I'm scared of things I 'see', and I have to listen to music or harm myself to stop thinking about them. Tell me, why God lets it all to happen? Ok, I agree, godisdead was just rude. But I think that, if God exist, He's nothing like He's described in Bible. And this means that Bible deny itself. I just cannot believe in this agin.

Um, godisdead, ur WRONG!!!! GOD is not garbage, and is obviously NOT dead!!!!!!! Now, where's YOUR intelligence, hmm?!

I am proud to be a cheesy Christian! It's only a bit of fun. Thanks

Not too bad. I found it kind of funny, honestly.

This was weird and funny! Thank GOD (get it!) IM not a cheesy church person!

15%; heh, that's true