how litigious is your pet squirrel?

whether you need to know how likely the squirrels in your yard are to sue you, or if you just like randomness and quizzes that shouldnt exist, this quiz is for you!

if your squirrel is litigious, but not extremeley litigious, take a blackberry and a cracker. put the blackberry on top of the cracker and poke a hole through both. sprinkle 3 strawberry seeds on it and put the whole thing on a piece of paper. put the squirrel down on the piece of paper and give the blackberry-cracker-thing to the squirrel. this might help the squirrel love you more and be less litigious. however, it wont work if the squirrel is extremeley litigious.

Created by: bubblegumspaceteeth

do you even HAVE a pet squirrel?
- yes.
- well, theres squirrels in my backyard, does that count?
- no... i do have pets tho.
- no, but i have floating soup!
- no pets at all
has the squirrel ever sued you before?
- yes....
- no, what?
- there is no squirrel.
- no, but i gave a fish pineapple!
have you commited any crimes?
- yes....
- only minor stuff like jaywalking or copyright infringement or stealing a stick of gum from a shopping cart
- not as far as i know
- no
have you commited any SQUIRREL crimes?
- i think i might have....
- no, what?
- no, but ive commited crimes against dolphins, flamingoes, tomatoes, blue daisies, and bacteria!
have you ever gotten into an arguement with your pet squirrel?
- yes...
- yes, and IT SUED ME FOR IT.
- no, what? me and my squirrel dont argue.
- no, but ive had arguements with the backyard squirrels.
- i dont HAVE a pet squirrel-
- no, but i argue with the moon about what the best color of ketchup is every tuesday! I WILL DIE ON THE INDIGO HILL. OR DYE ON IT. can you believe the moon prefers green ketchup over indigo???
have you ever been sued by any animal?
- yes.... many times....
- only once
- no, never
- no, but i sued myself after the incident with the headphones and the sliding door!
do you have a cat?
- yes, and my squirrel wants to sue me because of it
- yes
- no
- i have 3 cats
- no, just an evil balloon duck that watches me sleep.
have you ever sued your pet squirrel?
- no, but it still sues me!
- yes.....
- no, what?
- i dont have a pet squirrel
- last night i sued a tree for being pink and not green. what do you MEAN sakura trees are supposed to be pink?
what is your favorite song? skip the question if its not on here
- i dont have time to listen to music! my squirrel is always demanding stuff!
- any taylor swift song
- never gonna give you up (rick astley)
- the song that never ends
- mesmerizer (32ki)
- any weird al song
- any kagamine rin song
- where did you come from cotton eyed joe
whats the weirdest thing your squirrel has sued you for?
- my squirrel has never sued me
- i dont have a squirrel
- eating nuts
- feeding them at 5:03 instead of 5:00
- cutting down a tree
- putting the evil pink cheese on the roof of the library instead of filling a water balloon with the remains of abraham lincoln's space grandma
- it sued me for not having a squirrel

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