How Khalli Valli are you

There are many people in this world. Out of those there are some who are networkers and some who are not. Out of those who are networkers, some are on networks to gain something useful like friends and business contacts. The rest are just - Khalli Valli.

So, you think you are a Khalli Valli? Just how much of a KV you are will be summarily decided by this quiz. Think carefully before you answer the questions and if you cant think carefully - then you probably dont need to take this quiz!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
At a network mixer, you would probably:
Get likely Maddos together and hijack them to KV Kootam!
Create a Fullto Masti Kootam out of the gathering no matter what the mixer was about
Start storing up information to post on KV board the moment you get home
Mix around - what else are we supposed to do in mixers?
What's a kootam?
At a sheesha kootam there is one person who doesnt do sheesha, you are likely to:
Repeatedly blow smoke into their ears just to make them aware of how important sheesha is to human health and sanity
Do it Khade-Khade to demonstrate the right way to do sheesha and hope they start soon.
Explain to them kindly what is the paramount role of sheesha in bringing about world peace
Leave them alone - if they dont like it, they dont like it.
What's a sheesha?
Youre at Amantra on a Thursday evening and Aman insists on playing "Hotel California" for the 200th time, you are likely to:
Start dancing madly on the sofa and tables, who the heck cares what he's playing!
Exchange his scratchy DVD for "Jumme Raat Super Hits" when he's not looking!
Eat chips, grab the chillum and stretch out on the bean bag, chill man, its Thursday.
Strike up a conversation with the interesting new person sitting next to you
Whats an Amantra?
You see an irritating Dhadak Dhadak kind of post on the board, you are likely to:
Repeat Repeat Repeat! Are we supposed to do something else?
Write a fantastic rejoinder which is even worse than the original
Post a joke below it
IgnoriAHHHH!
Whats a "dhadak -dhadak"?
You write a serious post and KB makes a song out of it, you are likely to:
Set it to music, sing it, burn a CD and distribute it at the next Kootam!
Post the song on your profile!
Congratulate KB for the wonderful song inspired by your even more wonderful serious post.
Write a sarcastic note hoping he will notice how insulted you felt!
Whats a KB?
Now it gets worse, the most KV singer in the world is:
Gurujeeeeeee!
Thyaag Baaya
Himesh Reshmaiyya
Amitabh Bachhan
errr...KV singer?
I joined KV because:
Because its KV
Because I can
Because I like to make people miserable by writing silly posts
Because I enjoy it
Will someone please tell me what this KV is?
Now the most critical question - Why is world peace so important?
Repeat?
Ask KB hes the moderator
I will post about it tomorrow
I think I will just ignoria this question
what is world peace?
We're not done yet, why are you taking this quiz?
I want to know if I still have a chance of getting out of the mental asylum
I'm scared Maliha will ignore me if I dont answer this quiz
Im a Vella and I have nothing else to do
I LIKE taking silly quizzes!
"Aaaargh, get me out of here someone!"
We're not done yet, why are you taking this quiz?
I want to know if I still have a chance of getting out of the mental asylum
I'm scared Maliha will ignore me if I dont answer this quiz
Im a Vella and I have nothing else to do
I LIKE taking silly quizzes!
"Aaaargh, get me out of here someone!"

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