How Fukon are you?
Some people aspire to be more like Fukon. Most, do not. Are you ready to find out how Fukon you are??? Huh? Are ya? I bet you're totally like Fukon! On second thought, you're probably not.
I don't really have anything to write here. I don't understand why I have to have TWO paragraphs. Why can't I just have one really long paragraph? I guess I'd be f--ked then.