How Cthulhu are you?
How Cthulhu are you? Did you graduate at the Miskatonic university? Partake in cults secretly in high school? Have you ever read the necronomicon? Did you ever suffer vivid and unworldly nightmares as a child?
Depending on the nature of your answer, you may be deemed downright insane or a cultist. You may even be the actual Cthulhu himself (Does he even go onto the internet?).