How 'chav' are YOU?

There are more and more Chavs apearing all over the country, sporting their fake Burbury clothes whilst talking to their mates on that stolen phone on their way to kindergarten where their little boy Chesney will wait patiently, fag-in-hand for mummy to finish hert GCSE's.

Are YOU a Chav? do you wear the latest Rockport shoes to match the brand new reebok trakkies you knicked from allsports? Or do you sit at home on a rainy day, sipping brandy from a crystal glass and listning to shostacovich? Take this test to find out!

Created by: Stevo

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What colour socks do you mostly wear?
  2. What is your favourite music?
  3. If you walked by an old woman leaving a post office, what would you do?
  4. if you saw a car you really wanted, what would you do?
  5. some one accidentally bumps in to you in the street... what do you do?
  6. when you were 15 and couldnt get in the pubs, what did you and your mates drink in the park?
  7. Every one has a hoodie... Which brand do you wear?
  8. What is your preferred method of transport
  9. What car would you most likly buy?
  10. What would you most likly call your child?
  11. Where would you take your girl/boyfriend on valentines day?
  12. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
  13. Where did you loose it
  14. When you pull on a night out where do you take your partner?
  15. What do you normally buy off the black guy in the gents toilets?
  16. What is your ratio of sports wear to exercise? e.g. you have 5 tracksuit bottoms & you have only exercised once in your life = ratio of 5:1
  17. How much jewelrey do you wear daily
  18. Where did you get your mobile phone?
  19. Who do you love the most?
  20. What do you hate the most?
  21. Red Squirrels are a rare site nowadays... if you saw one what would you do?
  22. Because there is an increased risk of STD's around, what precautions do you take when 'knobbing your bird'
  23. Where do you go food shopping?
  24. What newspaper do you read the most?

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