How Bored Are You?
I will figure out how bored you are by asking these questions. I will give you questions and you answer them. If you get a result of not bored you are incorrect.
You are bored. If you are not bored, why are you about to do this quiz? If this quiz will not make you bored, I am not glad because my goal is to make you bored but it is hard to making you bored if you don't get bored. I am surprised you are still reading this but that makes me sure that you are bored since you are reading this and it is more than 1000 characters long. I will tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a little boy names Kinkleson and he wore speedos every day and night because he was kinky. But one day, his mother had said, "You will not wear those kinky speedos." "Why?" Kinkleson questioned in a questionable questioned tone. "Because I am bored. " His mother replied in a replieable replied tone. "But doesn't this not make you bored?" Kinkleson winked and swayed his hips around, showing off his wonderful pink speedo with white polka dots with a minnie mouse on the back. "You are right." His mother admitted. Kinkleson smiled and pointed at her "MAKE ME A SANDWICH." The end.