How badass are you?

There are so many badasses in this world. Schwarzen-----, Rambo, the Stifmiester, and Abraham Lincoln. Badassery is a loved trait. Especially when 'Bad to the Bone' unexpectedly plays in the backround when you do something badass and as your leaving on a motorcycle that's not yours.
Are you a badass? I highly doubt it. It takes a lot of Badassery to take this badass quiz. Hahaha. Have fun. Because this quiz is no Mr. Niceguy. This quiz is Mr. Badass...guy...thing...