Harry Potter Truth Or Dare Part One

Ok, send in some truths and dares so that this series can keep going, this is a fun installment but I left out a few truths and dares. Stop reading this, go be amused reading!

(Forgot to put this in the last one) Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling, Gamzee and the Condesce belong to Andrew Hussie, and the idea/writing belongs to me.

Created by: bunnirox1686

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. *For whatever reason, you have clicked on this installment of Harry Potter Truth or Dare. Keep reading. This is going to be fun.*
  2. *You are now watching Bunni log onto GoToQuiz and check the comments on the first installment of this series. Her eyes widen as she sees how many truths and dares she got, then narrow as she smiles evilly.* Bunni: Ooh, this is going to be a fun round! >:) Everyone: *is now terrified, because Bunni's idea of fun isn't THEIR idea of fun*
  3. *ectoBiologist: Dare for Bunni: Kiss Harry. ;D* I f---ing love you right now.* Waterwood: Dare for Draco: I dare you to go to your father, say, "daddy? I wuv you really really much" then hug him and walk away. Truth for Draco: What do you think of Emma Waterwood (see my other quiz)? I don't think we'll do this one. Dare for Ron: Go give Draco a kiss on the cheek. *O.o* Truth for Ginny: Do you wish that Harry would stop hanging out with Hermoine? liz_king97: Truth for my husband, Ronald: Do you honestly love me?* Bunni: I think we'll skip this one too. *Dare for Harry: Kiss Hermione, you dolt! Truth for Draco: What would you do if I said we are cousins? Truth for Hermione: Do you really love Ron? Or is Rowling just messing with us and you love Harry? Dare for Draco: KISS A MUGGLE-BORN!!! *Bunni: YES! YES! I WANT TO SEE THIS ONE!* LetsParty: I dare you, Bunni, to kiss Draco. :)* Bunni: Wow, my readers are quite the shippers! And so many sloppy makeouts! This. Will. Be. Fun.
  4. Bunni: Let the fun begin. We'll start with the truths. EVERYONE! GET YOUR BUTTS INTO A CIRCLE IN THE LIVING ROOM IN AN ORDERLY FASHION! *Everyone proceeds to do so, however reluctantly.* Bunni: ...THIS ISN'T A CIRCLE! IT'S AN OBLATE SPHEROID! I SAID IN A CIRCLE! *Please excuse Bunni for her screaming bipolar b*tchfits. She happens to be bipolar and hasn't been getting enough sleep as of late. Oh, the things she does for her readers...* Bunni: That's better. Now, before we begin the truths...
  5. Bunni: We have found our penalty for refusing to do a truth or a dare! Everyone, meet Gamzee and the Condesce. (Gamzee and the Condesce are from a webcomic called Homestuck. Gamzee is a clown and if he's sober he goes crazy and kills people. Right now, he's half sober. The Condescejust likes stabbing people with her trident for fun. Here, nobody but you and Bunni know this.) Bunni: If you refuse to do a truth or a dare, you will be locked in a dark room with a sober Gamzee, several clown statues, and the Condesce. *Nobody sees what's so bad about this. But they will see... ThEy WiLl SeE mIrAcLeS pAiNtEd On ThE wAlLs In ThE bRiGhT rEd SlUdGe RuNnInG tHrOuGh ThEiR VeInS... hOnK. >:o)* Bunni: Shh, narrator! Who, I guess, is another version of me? I'll just refer to you as narrator. Anyhoo, NARRATOR! SHUT UP, DON'T TELL THEM THINGS LIKE THAT! *Everyons slowly backs away from Bunni, who is looking up and shouting at someone they can't see.* Bunni: >:/
  6. Bunni: Now, let's begin! Truth time! Ginny, do you wish that Harry would stop hanging out with Hermione? Ginny: No, not really. I know Hermione is going out with Ron, and since she's also my friend, I know she wouldn't try to make Harry cheat on me. (Me: God that was hard to word... >.>) Bunni: Happy, @Waterwood? Ok, next! Draco, what would you do if @liz_kings97 said you two were cousins? Draco: I would flip out and attack her for being a lying filthy Muggle. Bunni: O.o Ok then... Next! Hermione, do you really love Ron, or is Rowling just messing with us and you love Harry? Hermione: Well, I don't know who Rowling is, but I really do love Ron. I only love Harry as a brother. Bunni: I think our readers will be satisfied with that answer. Neville: Wha- Bunni: As I've said before, Neville, THE READERS THAT WILL BE THERE BUT AREN'T JUST YET. (Me: Speaking of which, I'm SO sorry that this is out so late, you guys! It's just that I'm involved in the school play, rehearsals are until 5 every day, and I have boatloads of homework on top of that!) Neville: Ok... Bunni: Well, that's it for the truths! Everyone: *chee-* Bunni: AND NOW FOR THE DARES! Everyone: !@#$.
  7. Bunni: @ectoBiologist, I'll save your dare for later. @LetsParty, I'm going to get this over with now. DRACO GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE. *Draco does as he's told, like a good little boy. Bunni braces herself and proceeds to kiss Draco smack on the lips.* Bunni/Draco: *stop kissing* Ew. You people are sick. (Me: JSYK, I'm a Ravenclaw.) Bunni: Now Draco, because my lovely readers enjoy torturing you so much, come read this and do it. (Sorry @Waterwood, I just HAD to do this!) *Draco reads the dare, then shakes his head no.* Bunni: What do you mean, NO?! Draco: I mean just that. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no. I won't do it. Bunni: Suit yourself. *Bunni proceeds to drag Drsaco up the stairs to the dark room with sober Gamzee and the Condesce in it. Screams of pain are heard echoing throughout the house, and after five minutes of pure torture to sensitive ears, Bunni decised to take mercy on the cast holding their ears and lets Draco out. He's all bruised, bloody, and there are three equidistant puncture marks on his left forearm.* Draco: Whatever you do... DO. NOT. REFUSE. TO. DO. A. TRUTH. OR. DARE.
  8. Bunni: Ok Ron, go give Draco a nice little kiss on the cheek. Ron: WHAT?! Bunni: You heard me! Or do you want to go in a dark room with Gamzee, the Condesce, and some clown statues and get what he did? Ron: Fine, fine. *Ron pecks Draco on the cheek, and both boys look disgusted.* Bunni: Aw, that was sweet! Moving on. Harry, you need to kiss Hermione. *Harry looks at Ron apologetically and gives Hermione a quick kiss. George pats Ron on the back in a sympathetic, brotherly sort of way.* Bunni: And since our readers just LOOOOOOOOVE to make you look like an idiot, go kiss the only Muggle-born in this room. *Draco rolls his eyes and kisses Hermione. He then pulls away, and Hermione slaps him and goes to sit by Ron.* Bunni: That's the spirit! Ok, time for the final dare. Sorry about this, Ginny. Ginny: What? *Bunni proceeds to have sloppy makeouts with Harry.* Bunni: Sorry, Ginny, it was a dare and I'm a Harry fangirl. Ginny: *glares* FINE!!! >:/
  9. Bunni: Well, that's all for now! Everyone: *sighs of relief*
  10. Bunni: Bye! *pops open a Faygo, and throws another bottle at Gamzee.*

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