Harry Potter: Sorting Hat
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Which house would you be in? Wait, that rhymes! But who cares about rhyming? We've gotta get to important bits!
Well, Harry Potter's pretty popular, right? I'm on the fourth book, by the way. I needed to do a whole lot of looking up, by the way, so go on and do this.