Harry Potter sorting hat
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowler's black- Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all.
So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) For I'm a Thinking Cap! Welcome to Hogwarts. Come here and get sorted :)