What's wrong with you? | Comments

Your Result: Obsessed with furniture

A would-be perfect human being has been destroyed by a fascination with oak cabinets. You're thinking, I didn't ask any questions about furniture, right? Well, that's where you're wrong. This whole quiz was loaded with unconscious references to chairs, settees, dinette sets and glass-topped coffee tables. And you fell right into my trap. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. Consider a career in furniture design or furniture psychology. Help the needy get off of the ground and onto a couch. You have a gift -- share it with the rest of us.

Frightening to little children
Too atractive

Your Result: Frightening to little children

You're a nice, funny, intelligent person who just happens to be terrifying to anyone under the age of six. Don't take this news too hard. Just keep your (grossly deformed) chin held high and try to stay out of elementary schools. And maybe you should work on your people skills a little. You know, try to curb those evil stares and haunting peals of laughter. Because there's nothing worse than having a beautiful day ruined by the blood-curdling screams of children.

Too atractive
Obsessed with furniture

What's wrong with you?
Your Result: Too atractive 80%

Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone. Seriously. You're so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops. And don't forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

80% Obsessed with furniture
20% Frightening to little children
why, thank you for boosting my self esteem.

What's wrong with you?
Your Result: Too atractive 80%

Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone. Seriously. You're so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops. And don't forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

62%

Im bold, creative, and most importantly dazzling!!

Im obsessed with furniture XD

and im also doing dis quiz in school soooo...yeah my grades are slipping...tehehehehehehe...

ummmm i got 81% of attractivness... im like broooooo...dat aint true...