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That was a great joke (disregard my username). I’ve got another good one, not a very dark joke, but pretty funny. There is a fly hovering two inches over a lake. A fish sees this fly and says to himself, if that fly comes down two inches I can eat it. A hawk sees the fish who sees this fly and says to himself, if that fly goes down two inches, the fish will get the fly and I can get the fish. A hunter sees the hawk, who sees the fish, who sees the fly and says to himself, if that fly goes down two inches, the fish will get the fly, the hawk will get the fish, and I can get the hawk. A mouse sees the hunters sandwich and says to himself (you know how it goes, just repeat it). Then the mountain lion sees the hunter and the mouse says says to herself (repeat). So the fly goes down two inches and the fish gets the fly, the hawk gets the fish, the hunter gets the eagle, and the mouse gets the hunters sandwich. As the mountain lion leaps for the hunter, the hunter bends down to get the eagle, and so the lion falls into the lake. What’s the moral of the story? . . . When the fly goes down two inches, the p---- gets wet. Sorry it was so long, I just thought it might be good to offend some snowflakes with this latter joke. How do you like your juice? I like my jews 100% concentrated. 😁

Also, just another quick comment; you’re not your, and no, not know. Grammar is very important for someone who claims to be so much better than someone else for a simple dark joke.

It was an OKAY quiz but i find the Hebrew/Jewish question highly offensive. I don't know you but I do know that you have know idea what those people have been through and just because the Nazis burned them doesn't mean that you can just compare them to a burning food. They were people too and anti-Semetism is highly unnacceptable.

Creepy, I am very revenge seeking on those who hurt me in the past of my life but besides that I usually just keep to myself and like it that way. Cool quiz anyways mate.

Not to be rude but id take down your question of jews comments.

drop the jew comments your a f***ing discrace

84% creepy 77% psychotic XDDD