Are you my real BFF? | Comments

Nice to meet ya frien. loyalty and freinship is ma policy. but i gotta say. I wouldn't take the blame if you did somethin wrong. I would use elaborated logic to get us both out. and I wouldn't give you my jacket. I would either throw it over the both of us or find a dry place fur us to sit. then again I wouldn't mind gettin rained on. also I WOULD NOT jump off a bridge with you. I would prevent you from jumping off it in the first place!