Would I date you? (Cheese's only) | Comments

89% for yes. Exquisite! I'm not sure you'll check these comments but based on this quiz I think you might like this so...

Once I had a deam--and this is 100% true--so I had a dream that three unicorns were having a tea party and using a positively gargantuan mushroom as their table in the Gobi desert. They were pink, blue, and white, all pastels. So then, a HUGE peanut butter monster named Sparkle Fabulous comes up and asks if he can join the party. They say yes, and so he has tea with them.

Then a mime walks up. His shirt says 'Randy', so I assume his name was Randy. He licks Sparkle Fabulous and tells everyone the monster is not made of peanut butter, rather, plastic. Poor Sparkle Fabulous kept this fact as a carefully concealed secret, and subsequently ran away cying. Randy followed him, walking. The jerk.

Then a beaver came from the east, and a tiger from the west. The beaver told the tiger he was looking well, and the tiger agreed. This appeared to annoy the beaver, who promptly threw a sparkler that he got out of nowhere at the tiger, who burst into flames. And the unicorns witnessed it all.

I had that when I was about seven.
Just thought you'd like that.

I got a 90% on yes I would.