Funny quiz: Try not to laugh!

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Laughing is the experience or manifestation of mirth, amusement, scorn or joy. They say that "laughter is the best medicine", which can be true in some cases. Laughing makes people feel happy, and there is even "laughing therapy"!

But can I make YOU laugh? Are my terrible dad-jokes amusing? I mean, they're probably not, but take this quiz to find out anyway! Have a great rest of your day, bye!

  1. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper! HA!
  2. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast!
  3. Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  4. Story time! There once was a girl who didn't know her ABCs. The teacher told her, 'If you don't know the alphabet by tomorrow, you're going back to grade 1!' So, when she got home, she asked her mother, 'What is the alphabet?' Her mother told her to shut up, as she was on a very important phone call.
  5. The girl then asked her dad, who was watching the cricket, and who replied with 'YAY!!!!!' Next, she asked her big sister, who was going through an *emo phase* and was listening to Michael Jackson, and sang, 'MiChAeL jAcKsOn!'
  6. Next, the girl asked her little sister, who was watching Peppa Pig, and responded with, 'A big red car!!'
  7. The next day at school, the conversation between the girl and the teacher went like this - Teacher: What is the alphabet? Girl: Shut up. Teacher: What? You've offended me! Girl: Yay! Teacher: Who do you think you are? Girl: MiChAeL jAcKsOn! Teacher: How do you think you're going to get out of this? Girl: IN A BIG RED CAR!
  8. Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly! 🤣
  9. I sold my vacuum today... All it was doing was collecting dust.
  10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta 🤣
  11. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk 😎

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