Funny and True Statements 2

A while ago I made a quiz called "Funny and True Statements". I got a comment telling me to make another one, so I did. Take the original if you haven't already.

I hope you enjoy this "Funny and True Statements". Rate, comment, and watch out for another I'll probably make: "Funny and True Statements 3".

Created by: Fallout3
  1. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
  2. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
  3. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  4. Manicure: Paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
  5. Why is it that whenever a package says "easy open" you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a light saber to open it?
  6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
  7. A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to be known and then wears dark sunglasses in public to avoid being recognized.
  8. People are like slinkies; basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
  9. You're always slightly terrified when you exit out of Microsoft Word and it asks if you want to save the changes to your ten-page research paper that you swear you didn't make any changes to.
  10. Your mom's dinner menu always consists of two choices: take it or leave it.
  11. Sometimes people deserve a high-five, in the face, with a chair.
  12. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
  13. Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try to scare it away with the cursor?
  14. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
  15. All things are possible...expect skiing through a revolving door.
  16. There's one thing really great about waking up early. It's not to go jogging or that you're greeting the day-it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

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