Favorite Spongebob Quotes.
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Thread Topic: Favorite Spongebob Quotes.
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SpongeBob (impersonating Squidward): Hello SpongeBob. Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring.
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slippersnPjs Newbiespongebob: its not just a boulder it's a rock
ohhhh a rock! -
Gary: "Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow."
Sandy: "Oh, he has such a way with words." -
SpongeBob: Whew shake it, woo, woo. Shake it yeah. Shake that bubble butt.
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Spongebob: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
Spongebob: "Patrick, why are you here?"
Patrick: "Two words spongebob. Na. Chos."
Squidward: "Patrick, how stupid are you?"
Patrick: "It varies"
Mr. Krabs: "It makes you look like a girl."
Spongebob: "Am I a pretty girl?"
Mr. Krabs: "Well... uh.. you're beautiful."
*mailfish looks at spongebob and mr. krabs weirdly~ -
Sandy: SpongeBob, land on your bottom. It'll cushion the weight of your fall.
SpongeBob: *takes his pants off* Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4. -
"I feel like a...feel like a...*sound of a braying donkey*...big jerk!" ~Squidward, "Christmas Who?" episode
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Patrick: Maybe we should ask him.
*in the background* WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! *punching sounds*
Spongebob: patrick that's a terrible idea.
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Sandy: That's crazy talk.
Patrick: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. *makes crazy talk* *head gets punched in by Sandy* Sorry. -
"That's no formula, that's a song!" *Sings first few notes of "Don't be a Jerk (It's Christmas)"* "Sandy, the song IS the answer!"
"G7? King me! King me!"
"I'm Dirty Dan."
"Who you calling pinhead?"
"Oh it's drawing very near, my favorite time of year. The snow is falling and the cold wind blows. Christmas is almost here."
"It's the best day ever...!"
"Santa, Santa, Santa has his eyes on me. He sees everything I've done, every plot, plan, and scheme. It's just a bit of fun. Santa has his eyes on me."
"Every naughty deed is written in his scroll. So every Christmas morning, I get a stocking full of coal!" -
"That's it? That wasn't the lost episode. That's just a bunch of cheap walk cycles."
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SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce, at night. Look at me I'm swabbing the bathroom. At night. OW, I burned my hand. At night.
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"Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NIGHT!"
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Spongebob: Wait, we havent made Squidwards day yet!
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Spongebob:(deep voice): "KRUSTEH KRAYAYEEYAHYAHHAHYAAHAYAHHYAHH PIZZA... IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND....
(high pitched) MEEEEEE!!!!!
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