SPONGEBOB
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Fish # 1: We want a refund Krabs! *Fishes shout in agreement*
Fish # 2: Your Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
Fish # 3: Look what I got under my kilt!
Fishes # 4, 5, 6: and look at our tongues! *Points to tongues* -
Karen: "To get to the sponge you need to show him compassion and understanding. Then he'll give you what you want."
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Larry The Lobster: Spongebob that was righteous, would you, sign my pants
Spongebob: Of course buddy anytime
Episode: Ripped Pants -
SpongeBob: Did someone order a hydrodynamic spatula?
Episode: "Help Wanted" (very first one of the show ;) -
Spongebob: *dolphin noise* (like when he is cussing)
Garbage Man: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Spongebob: Yeah sometimes. -
Patrick: Hi garbage man! Hi SpongeBob!
SB: Hey, Patrick. What's this word?
P: Kuh-rabs. Uh, isn't that red, sweaty guy down at the Krusty Krab?
SB: No, no that word. THAT word.
P: *Dolphin sound* Oh, I think I know what it is. It's one of those sentence enhancers. You use it when you wanna talk fancy! -
"I need a.... need a.... Tailor......"
~Spongebob -
"Fum is chum!"
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Mr Krabs: In fact, there are thirteen bad words you shouldn't use.
Squidward: I thought there were only eleven.
Mr. K: Not unless if you're a sailor *laughs*
SpongeBob: Thirteen bad words.
Patrick: That's a lot of *dolphin sound* bad words! -
Patrick: Spongebob i'm so glad your here there was just a scary guy with a mustache
Spongebob: Patrick i'm the scary guy with the mustache!
Patrick: Why would you ever wear such a scary mustache? -
Mr Krabs: These claws ain't just for attracting mates
Episode: Band Geeks -
Maybe we should play so quiet, nobody can hear us.
~Squidward -
RECTANGLES!
~Patrick -
Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel!
~Spongebob
Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
~Spongebob -
"Sincere service... WTH A SMILE!"
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