SPONGEBOB
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Patrick-oh oh i was trying to tell you i was choking on snowball but they all melted into water and i drank the water and i feel better....(pause)
squidwerd..facinating, -
"Sandy's a girl?"
~Patrick
Random Guy:I wanted to apply for a job but I got nervous and hung up...
Spongebob:Do you have refrences?
Squidward:*drops Spongebob* Really?
~From the Graveyard Shift -
my older brother gave me this one
comidean~i gonna skip the punchlines
and go right to the part where i throw
pies at everyone -
I don't realy like spongebob its verry anoying
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Am I a Pretty girl?
~ Spongebob -
smartgirl115 JuniorI have another quote, and it's from one of the newer episodes, called "Smooth Jazz in Bikini Bottom":
SpongeBob: Patrick, why are you here?
Patrick: Two words... na-chos. *shows nachos to SB and Squidward* LOL -
"WEEINIE HUT GENERALS?!?"
~Spongebob -
smartgirl115 JuniorPatrick (sarcastically): I'm not your best friend. I'm a no-good, jelly-netting thief fish.
-From the ep "The Pink Purloiner" -
Spongebob:GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!
Bank guy:Sir,you are facing the wrong way.
Spongebob:Oh,haha.ALRIGHT,GIVE ME THE MONEY!!
Bank guy:Will that be Checking or savings?
Spongebob:Uh...Savings.
XD I think thats how it went...it was the one were they're trying to break Mrs.Puff out of jail. -
omg i love these quotes
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smartgirl115 JuniorMovie Custodian girl: I'm sorry, but you folks have to leave.
Pirate: *takes out sword, and points it in her face* Arrrgh! Say that again, if you dare.
Movie Custodian girl (boldly): You folks have to leave.
Pirate (submissively): Okay. Come on, guys.
*The other buccaneers start to mummur on the way out of the movie theather. The MCG starts to hum and sweep. Then the screen goes blank.*
From "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" :) -
smartgirl115 JuniorSB: So, yeah, I'm a wing-nut, and a goofball, and a knuckleheaded mcspazatron! But most of all, I'm... I'm...I'M.... I'm A GOOFY GOOBER!!! ROCK!!
This was my fav part in the entire movie. It came on yesterday afternoon. :D -
Spongebob:Hey Patrick,are you angry too?
Patrick:Yeah.
Spongebob:Whats the Matter?
Patrick:I can't see my Forehead,whats your problem?
Spongebob:I have a good idea,and nobody else thinks so! -
Oh heres another one.
Squidward:Thats a stupid idea,who wants a Krabby Patty at s in the morning?
*Alarm clock rings*
Ptrick:Oh boy 3:00AM!! *eats krabby patty* -
dude these things are funny!
i wish i could think of one
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