There is no moon cheese
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Thread Topic: There is no moon cheese
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Lizzie pulled the elastic over her ears and the mask over her nose and chin. 'What do I do to distract the coppers? I don't know what burly hobos get distracted by!'
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"say you lost your parents and start crying nothing intimidates them more than kids crying." Yasmin said
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"say that you lost your mommy, and when one of them tries to help you proceed to the second operation." "start kicking and screaming your heart out as loud as you can. draw as much attention as possible."
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(oof we posted the same thing at the same time lol)
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'Can I threaten them with knives instead?' Lizzie whined. 'Crying is what a child would do!'
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"they need to think your helpless so they stop worrying about us stealing the money." Yasmin said "it works 70 percent of the time and I should know, I used to decoy. It wasn't very effective though since by then I was already 5'5 and could lift a horse."
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Lizzie pouted. 'Fine. But next time Big Guy's playing decoy.'
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"he'd get sent to jail if he did something like that!"
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'Do 6-year-olds get sent to juvie?'
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"no, just very serious foster families."
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'Villainous foster families blinded by blood lust?'
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"nah, the kind that eat the last cookie that you were saving." Yasmin says taking a cookie from the tray
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Lizzie pouted under her mask. 'So the ones that wouldn't let me keep dead rats?'
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"no one is going to let you keep a dead rat!"
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'What about cockroaches? Scorpions?'
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