Friday the 13th
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Thread Topic: Friday the 13th
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“There’s no stage Einstein.” Austin chuckled. “Oh? And you can do better?” Elizabeth asked, raising an eyebrow.
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Jesse said "It just so happens I can. And it's all true." He stood up and set his camera to record his story. He cleared his throat and said "We all know the story of Camp Crystal Lake and the murders that happened there. But you don't know how it all started. There was once a woman, named Pamela Voorhees, who was raped by her husband and had a child. This boy was born disfigured and mentally handicapped, but Pamela loved him more than anything and named him Jason. She took her boy to Camp Crystal Lake for the summer and all the kids hazed him so much they chased him off the pier and he drowned while the counselors were making out. This made her mad, so made she went on a killing spree, killing all the counselors that dared to have sex. She was eventually stopped by a girl who chopped her head off. This in turn angered her little boy Jason, causing him to be reborn later and kill again. To this day, he still stalks the camp and will kill anyone who his mom tells him to."
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“Wow... A few questions? One, why would her own husband have to rape her? Two, how is coming back from the dead possible? Three, what teenager was so on top of things that they were able to chop and attacker’s head off while having sex? Four, how does he communicate with his mom if she’s dead? Five, if he was able to come back to life, why didn’t he just do that in the first place and prevent the killing spree? Finally, how did anyone convince people this bulls--- is true?” Elizabeth asked, at first sounding serious but her tone became more mocking as she went along.
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Jesse said "Well, first of all, there is such a thing as marital rape, look it up. Second, I don't know. Third, I didn't say the girl that killed Mrs. Voorhees was having sex at the current moment. Fourth and fifth, I still don't know and last, because I swear to you it happened."
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“Yeah? How would you know?” Elizabeth asked.
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Jesse said "I just believe. My brother told me that story and I've never known him to lie. Especially considering he never gave me an answer when I asked him if it was true."
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Josie shuddered "jeeze Jesse you made my bad feeling return...now i dont want marshmallows anymore" she pouted at the finally opend bag
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“I’ll take them off your hands!” Austin cheered, taking the marshmellows away. “Maybe he didn’t give an answer because he didn’t want to lie and say it was true. Or maybe he was told by someone who did lie and he believed them.” Liz reasoned. “Also, if it is true, and his mom loved him so much, why did she make him stay at the camp and continue her killing spree when he came back to life? Why didn’t she let him seize the chance to live his life again?” Elizabeth asked. “Drop it Liz. It’s just a story.” Austin sighed.
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Jesse changed the subject and asked "So does anyone else have a story?"
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Josie shook her head no "i like listening more than tell...also...go ahead Austin i bought 11 more packets" she took out another packet of marshmallows
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“No, I don’t have anymore.” Elizabeth replied. “I do.” Austin replied with a grin before playing his guitar. “No! Not this song!” Liz groaned. “Yes this song.” Austin chuckled.
“I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.
A baby fell out of the window, You'ld think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that
morning, she fell in a barrel of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.
An old lady died in the bath tub.
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
I went for a hike with Troop 196,
At lunch time I looked in my kit,
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean br> Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
While watching a swell game of baseball,
One player got him a nice hit.
While on his way down to first base,
He stepped in a big pile of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
Our baby got into some peaches,
We thought he had swallowed a pit.
Next morning we looked in his diaper,
But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.
And now folks my story is ended,
I think it is time I should quit,
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a bucket of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.” He sang. -
Jesse just looked at Austin as if he was crazy. He stood up and said "Okay, on that note. I'm going to bed now. Good night." and he headed into the tent for him and Austin.
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Josie giggled and fell over "omg Austin where did you find that song also we should probably head to bed come on Lizzy!!!"
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