Horatio: Do demons only have sex all day?
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Horatio: -Look of disgust-
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We do other things, but yes, that is one of our favorite activities. One of mine, anyways..
*grins*
Are all angels biased little f---s with sticks tuck up their asses? -
Horatio: Ooof course.
-Leans back. Halo glows-
As an angel. I can not lie~ So I will admit that yes. We are biased and more strict. But I find it more preferrable than being a hormonal brute. -
And, one of my boyfriend's too, it seems.
*laughs*
You can't lie? That's a lie. Everyone can lie, you just prefer not to. -
Horatio: -Crosses legs. He had a slight hint of anger on his face but he just shrugged it off-
-He smiled a tad bit-
You took that hyperbole so seriously. Of course I can lie. But as a holy man, I do not. -
Yeah, Twisted just really loves waving his d--- all over the place. But, you would know, wouldn't you? You're Haratio, right? The one who left when you found out about all his other kids?
*shrugs, glancing at feet*
Mhm. Sure. -
Horatio: -Frowns. A slight sneer is apparent of his face but he returns to his calm composer- Yes. I do know..... And yes. I am Horatio.
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Well..
*falls silent for a long time, closing eyes*
*then, calmly*
You can have him. You have a child, after all. And a child deserves both parents. Um.. And I mean, you met him first. I'd just like to talk to him before hand. And, uh.. Yeah.
*opens them, glancing around*
*softly*
He's not good in bed, anyways. -
Horatio: -Smiles- Why, thank you. And of course you can, deary.
-Incoming sass mode-
Though, I hope you weren't just using him to get your rocks off. That's a slightly peeving thought to me. Knowing a child had relations with my boyfriend. And a majority of the time, just sexual relations. -
Take care of him.
*shakes head*
Of course not. I'm not just a kid. I'm nineteen. And I love him. Which is why I want you to be with him, so that you can just be happy. -
Horatio: You are a kid in my eyes.
-Stands up-
Though. I will say I appreciate this kind gesture of yours. Thank you. -
Psst. Can dark join?))
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(Yeah brah)
I suppose I am to some.
*another shrug*
It's not for you. It's for Twisted. -
Horatio: -Shrugs too-
Yes. I think I can tell. But I'm saying thank you anyway. -
Wait, so you're gonna give up Dad just like that, Rasheen?
And you, Dad.. You're okay with being sassed by a demon? That's a first.
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