Chuck Norrish is the true religion
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Thread Topic: Chuck Norrish is the true religion
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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The belt that holds up Chuck Norris’s pants actually has a black belt.
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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris can speak Brail and hear Sign Language.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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LOL!
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture, he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris could tame Miley Cyrus.
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LoL.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not speed read. Words run away when he opens a book.
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