god is a faggot
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Thread Topic: god is a faggot
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lol Orki
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i think ork has the right idea
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lol im starting to like this forum
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ya me too haha
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Hiel Satan! lol jk hiel science!
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lmao yes
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Well what ever you believe is your choice. But im not shoving it down your throat. Am i trying to make you believe? Yes! Am i shoving it down your throat... nah! Im just trying really hard!
Yawn, this makes me kind of board though. You guys keep asking me the same same same questions and i keep giving you the same answers.. blah blah blah. Any way.
Look, I dont make the rules. I didnt say whats right and whats wrong. God did! And he knows way better than me and than you!!
Wow, this forum just sucks the life out of me. And you know guys if you ever do care just let me know. Cus its apparent that you dont care right now.
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LOL "im not shoving it down your throat"!! Hahaha!!!
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*knudges sapphi and whispers loudly* somebodys got a stick shoved up thier ass......
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haha!! making sick comments on religion is awesome! =)
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yea! excpecially if someone gets pissed off at it lol
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lol
and damn my soul. damn it to hell if there is such a place. at this point, i am tired of a greater being telling me whats good and whats bad.
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lol this guy got pawned by religion!
There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
Flying made her very, very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long flights.
One time, she was sitting next to a man.
When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
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LMFAO THATS FUNNY
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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