What if.......
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Thread Topic: What if.......
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You went for a walk in the woods and saw jesus out there walking across a stream like right on top of the water?
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I'd had smoke to that.
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Idk, be happy to see him lol
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What would you do though, would you run over and be like hey or what?
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I'd be wide eyed and then walk over toward the edge of the water and wave.
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xD Heres a twist what if he flipped you off heph? xDDDD
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I would probably run over and be like, "Oh my gosh... you're back!" :O
If he flipped me off, I'd run off scared that he would get God to smite me. -
tongue ExperiencedI think I'd read up on Scripture and do whatever the hell it says to make sure I'm not left behind for Satan!
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Ellis, if he flipped me off I'd start crying, and wonder why he'd do such a thing.
Or I'd be like :O WTF -
Oh man I just thought of something aweful! xD Ok what if you went over to him or waved and he didn't flip you off but he was really polite and everything but then told you to suck his dick. xDDDD LMAO gross I know but what would do in that situation?
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I walk over there, and act like I'm in total admiration. Then flip him off.
If he flipped me off I'd tell him he's got plenty of hoes up in heaven and he can fuk them instead.
Same as above if he told me to suck it. -
I'd be like O.O No thanks.
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It wasn't a request heph, he said do it like it was an order.
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Holy s---, I'd run like fuk.
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Ellis Jesus would never do that. He's good and pure. He would be kind and good to everyone whether they believed or not. He would help the sick, those in need and the lost. He lived a pure life.
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