My mom used to read the bible to me all the time..
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(I was 7, she was reading me a random chapter)
Me: What's a deity?
Mom: a god or goddess
Me: I'm a deity
Mom: No you're not
Me: I'm a deity
Mom: Whatever *keeps reading*
Me: *giggle*
Mom: *reads*
Me: *giggle*
Mom: *reads*
Me: I'm a deity -
Is it just me or were you messed up XP
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I was messed up :D
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I was also messed up!!!
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Take my quiz -WHICH FLOWER ARE YOU?
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I thought so XD
When I was 7- I thought earth was a table
- Zeus was my God
- Rome still existed
- And the chinese kept dragons :D
Turns out I am more messed up than you XD -
When I was 7, I thought the universe was a god, the moon and sun were the forces of life, and that stars were portals to the afterworld.
Still more rational than Christianity if you think about it. The universe is a huge expansive place full of unfathomable power. The sun helps create the conditions for life on Earth. -
Nah, I'm more messed up, I shouldn't even get started on the creepy things I said at that age :D
@Appa That actually makes a lot more sense XD -
I didn't know anything innapropriate and was super innocent so I always yelled "there's a sausage up my butthole" but idek why jesus
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What the hell XDDD
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I still remember thinking that kissing a girl would make her pregnant....
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I still remember when I though girls had penises, rain was God's piss, adults were aliens, and I would go running around in my under-wear at random intervals. Oh, did I mention I thought my cat was a girl?
Because I thought girls had penises. -
Wait a minute...
WHAT IF EVERY-THING I SAID IS TRUE?!?!?!
#ConspiracyJokes -
XD *Facepalm*
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