Random Facts
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eilloh NewbieHelium can get you high.
Brunette is not the same a brown.Brown is well brown and brunette is dark brown.
Poodles have hair,not fur
The abysinnian(cat)is a version of a miny panther
Finches eat half their wieght in millet seed.
The mammalian axial skeleton consists of
The skull
The thoriacic cavity
The sternum
The pelvic girdle
Another word for dum is inpared.
In england a bobby is a policeman.
The mammalian class chordata consists of flying mammals
Mammals are named after the mammalian sac in their womb.
There is no purple mammal in the wild.
Cats with one blue eye and one green eye are often deaf.
Mozart,and Abraham Lincoin were born in february.
Uranus is Aquarius' planet.
Yorkies are often named:the walking jewel.
Jewish people partake in Ramadan.
Elephants cool themselves by air going in their large thin ears.
The "Nebraska Man" is actually A extinct pig.
A dog's tongue is cleaner than a humans
Vegetarians are healthier than most people.
The class aves is the class of birds
The most common food is chicken(ugh)
Hamburgers were actually made in Hamburg,Germany.
At first,christmas trees(pines)were used for romans to slay christians,then gut ,then string their inards on the tree.
If you arange the words santa you get satan.
There is a eight spectrum of the rainbow.
The first olimpics were held in athens,greece.Champions played naked and no girls competed.The reward was a crown made of leaves. -
GIR is Invader ZIM's Publiscist, as well as Vice Invader of Earth. GIR is the god of a religion known as Growlongs. He is a robot who was created by the Almighty Tallest in the year 1985. His brain consists of a McDonald's hamburger and a paper clip.
He was given to Zim, who then conquered Earth. ZIM, who, according to many reports, had been huffing kittens at the time, made him his Vice Invader and publicist. With his new powers as Vice Invader, GIR appointed a council of 5 evil dictators and 2 random idiots. The council was ruled by George Foreman, though other members included Harper Lee, Ronald Mcdonald, Tom Cruise, George W. Bush, R.L. Stein, 6 retards and the Krazy Taco Man.
In 2006, the Jews conquered Earth. Gir then became Vice Rabbi and ruler of the moon. At a conference in 2008, Gir said that he liked corn. Because of this, Gir became very popular among farmers. However, the meat industry has publicly expressed their dissatisfaction. It was then that GIR was made commander of the mighty board, Zim's fourth ruling council, which consisted of a rubber pig, a rubber band, a rubber brain, 47 grues, and a dalek.
GIR was involved in a heated race to become ambassador to Hot Topic. After the committee that was in charge of awarding this prestigious position noticed Mr. Skellington was dead, The Insane Clown Posse won this position. Boo. Yet, he still has wristbands, zippers, school supplies, belt buckles, bags, hoodies, and various other objects of pwn that ICP can never match because they don't have a cute lil cupcake loving alien so take that!
Recent events have uncovered small fragments of GIR's past, causing an international backlash when it was discovered he was the cause of the first great black gang member civil war, against the mudbuts and sentients, as he slaughtered both sides and later assassinated Utada Hikaru, and exterminated the clown species, with help from Taco Bell, Ronald McDonald and Burger King. When asked to comment by the daleks, he exclaimed, "I got's me a piggy!
GIR is well-known for his charitable acts, mainly donating a large number of rubber piggies to Toys For Tots, and saving the nearly extinct species of Bohemian Elephants. As well as his generous donations to the dawn french for queen of england compaign.
GIR is also well known for offering food to homeless shelters. He is usually found donating his world famous waffles. Up until 2019 no-one knew what made this waffles so delicious until asked him. Apparently the secret ingredient in said waffles was waffle. However, this is much debated in the scientific community. Of the few supporters who believe in the waffle theory Captain Obvious is the most prolific who says:
“I believe that there are waffles in waffles.â€
~ Captain Obvious on Waffles
Further debates arise because of other ingredients have been found in his waffles. Gir has reluctantly admitted to tampering with his use of waffle in waffles, claiming that at times he has used other ingredients.
“These got peanuts and soap in 'em!â€
~ Gir on variations for his waffle recipes
GIR likes many things. In fact, there is very little stuff that GIR doesn't like. His favorite movie was the "Intestines of War", which he watched over 100 times until Zim noticed the FBI Warning. Gir has also been known to love tv. His favorite show is also the scary monkey show. He also loves the little tacos. He loves them. He needs them or he'll explode (that happens sometimes).
“When this is over I'm going to feed your brains to my robotâ€
~ Zim on Dib's temporary alliance with him
“Yay! Brains!! â€
~ Gir on hearing the news
Gir also enjoys running, being naked (in other words without his dog costume), and tuna. He likes to make things himself, such as soap with bacon in it:
“I made it myself!â€
~ Gir on why there was bacon in the soap
Gir loves animals. He is known to hang out with pigs on a regular basis. The words "I'll see you later Piggy!" are often heard near Zim's base. He also loves mooses and cows. Another like of Gir's is Dib, who "seems nice". He shows his like of Dib by installing spy equipment in Zim's house, and following Dib's commands to leave him alone.
GIR is most well known in the music industry for his contribution to the Doom metal genre. GIR's Doom Song is not only considered the longest Doom song of all time, but also one of the longest songs ever in music history. It clocks in at approximately 262,804 minutes (6 months and 13 seconds), and considered the most doom song of all time both lyrically and in length. He also claims to be the turkey all along.
In 2008 GIR ran for president of the USA. His slogans were "Vote GIR! He's smarter than George W. Bush!" and "Vote Tacos!!" Results coming soon! After his narrow defeat by Barrack 'o' Brahma, he organized an underground militia force composed of silver transparent spheres and sharks with 'friggin lasers attached to their heads, for the purpose of continuing his promised D.O.O.M campaign. -
Um wow.
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