My Cats are Possesed
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Thread Topic: My Cats are Possesed
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I have 3 cats: Bluestar, Lilly and Silver. I don;t know how and I don't know why, but Satan has possesed them, using them as his minions and making Bluestar the leader.
More and more demon kitties have joined the army, all of which are outside my house, except for mine. Their eyes have turned red and their claws sharper than ever.
Bluesar has already told me "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING ME UP" but I think that's just Satan speaking out of his ass.
Please, HELP ME. My personal exorcist has me on hold, and I don't know what to do: please, send help. They're coming for me. -
Simple. Laser pointer.
That or whack them all with broom handles. -
RAWR. THEY'RE COMING.
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