Yo momma jokes.
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Thread Topic: Yo momma jokes.
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Yo momma so fat they have to run a marathon to put her belt on.
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These are all from like... third grade, so I can't remember if that one was funny or not.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry ... No professionals allowed!!!"
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Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo mamma's breath is so nasty that when she burps, her teeth have to duck!
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Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
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Yo mamma is so intelligent that when the teacher asked a what is 2+2... She said 22!
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